Once there was a widow who was looking for a husband who would never beat her, wont ever walk away from her, and who is so good in bed. hundreds of men applied, but none of them qualified. One day, the door bell rang. when she opened the door, she saw a man with no arms and no legs. and the man said:
MAN: "i am that man that you are looking for.."
the woman replied, "what makes you say that?"
MAN: "i cant beat you up cuz i dont have arms.. i cant walk away from you coz i dun have legs. and.."
-- the woman interrupted.
WOMAN: and what makes you think you'll be good in bed?
MAN: guess how i pressed your door bell..
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